5th
ex boyfriends who pretend like they dont know you
Have we mentioned money before??
Money Money Money
Compulsory activities when visiting the olds (as much as we dearly love them)
When bands/artists you really like start getting popular on mainstream radio and you greatly fear it will be ruined.
drivers that over take you when you are trying to park in NSW!!! Hey, fuck face!!! I’m backing in and you are IN MY WAY!!!!!!!!! I’ve got the right of way and you don’t!!!!! Fucking accept it!!!!!!
people (including me) that don’t return your phone calls
annoying people from your past that contact you - not even those shits from facebook….. i’m talking about the ones that can’t wait to see you at a mutual friends wedding…….. No!! I’m not flying to melbourne so i can drive to fucking albury with you….. i’m spending heaps more money to fly so i can avoid you!!!!!!!! i thought i got rid of you the first time
being a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding
being a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding
being a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding (TRIPLE LISTING)
people that get married
ex boyfriends don’t have the balls for a conversation and coffee……AFTER 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!! don’t fucking flatter yourself, i could think of nothing worse than sleeping with you again!!!! arsehole!!!!!
being paid monthly
not having any money at the end of the month