July 2008
9 posts
ex boyfriends who pretend like they dont know you
quitting smoking and then getting fat
working on sundays
not snorting coke
June 2008
94 posts
when you find yourself being rude because someone else was rude to you
RUDE PEOPLE
People that just talk at you!!
Have we mentioned money before??
Money Money Money
Compulsory activities when visiting the olds (as much as we dearly love them)
When bands/artists you really like start getting popular on mainstream radio and you greatly fear it will be ruined.
drivers that over take you when you are trying to park in NSW!!! Hey, fuck face!!! I’m backing in and you are IN MY WAY!!!!!!!!! I’ve got the right of way and you don’t!!!!! Fucking accept it!!!!!!
people (including me) that don’t return your phone calls
annoying people from your past that contact you - not even those shits from facebook….. i’m talking about...
people that can’t spell
con artists/scammers
scam artists who pretend they don’t realize you remember them from the last time they scammed/conned you.
the consistantly grumpy lady with the curly hair at the bottle-o in the woolies plaza. RUDEST bitch ever.
the guy that busks with a recorder- dude, unless you can play some jimi hendrix on that thing, i ain’t givin’ you shit. it’s a RECORDER.
TELE-FUCKING-MARKETERS
Drummers.
people who drum/tap on the nearest object while waiting for something.
noisy sloppy eaters
smelly shirtless people in public
facial stubble on woman
COMPUTER POP-UPS
patchouli or sandlewood as perfume
overpriced food
anything that is overpriced
tryhards
red bull - or other energy drinks
home and faded tattoos
old pooh tasting plates
mullets
bad hair cuts
hairdressers that ask whether you would like a mullet or not
drummers on the foreshore at night
fruity lexia
instant coffee
being asked if you’re an emo - no fuckstick!!! I’m just shitty today!!!
homey’s
low slung pants - WEAR A FUCKING BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!
leather pants
generic blues bands
expensive dentist work
packet miso soup
fools
incompetence
insipidness
WORK - definately worthy of a double!!!!!!!!!!
work.
MONDAYS
(i know, it’s been listed before, but needs another mention)
posh spice/victoria beckham (double listing).
linsay lohan.
wind going the opposite way to which ever direction you ride your bike in.
potholes.
bicycle cops.
tv lifestyle shows.
sat 14th
silver not meeting me for a coffee this morning
Hip hop bands wearing their own shirts at their own show
People who put their ciggarette out in your ash tray but don’t put it out properly
Eddy Maguire
Cars that don’t look out for bikes, or more so, the fuckwits that drive them
the fact that the volume on ads is twice as loud as the show you’re watching.
4wd’s that don’t 4wd
tax
taxation office
waiting on hold for the taxation office
People who perform Jack Johnson covers
People who don’t reciprocate oral sex
People who talk too much - Double listing
pre-recorded hold music
being bitch slapped by a ruler
rulers
bitches
slap’s
people who comment on the fact that i am dressed in black
people who ask me if i’m a gothic for wearing only black
people who ask if i’m going to a funeral as i am wearing only black
hippies - omitting the actual ones from the 60’s
yoga teachers that have that holy air about them
RATED
“LUBRICANT”
barefoot hippies
Wanker security guards that think they’re shit hot and have nothing else to do with their lives
the stupid blonde chick on the st george banking ad playing monopoly……. you can fuck right off with your financial planning bitch. Sell everything because mayfair is mine!!!
“inexplicable vaginal dryness”
the prompts on tv to sms if you think someone is cheating on you… and it costs 40c, if you don’t know it by now man……. you’re a douche
lleyton and bec hewitt
silver - and she knows why!!!
the hand gestures that that westpac atm lady uses - she deserves a double listing
bank fees
not having a servant/man slave
tom misner - that ones for you, dan
east of everything
squealing girls
squealing boys
squealing
drug addicts that bash and rob the elderly - obvious, but worth listing
daniel the flute playing, coffee scabbing...
the ‘happy-lady’ on the Westpac ATM - no one is that happy.
premeditated festival fence jumpers